The Fass Is a Killer of Fantasies

As if there was any doubt, Michael Fassbender is very much straight – and happily dating.

Urgh!

The actor has come out and confirmed that he is, indeed, dating his Shame co-star Nicole Beharie (what...a lucky witch with a B!), telling the latest GQ that the relationship is taking a bit of effort because she’s based in New York and he lives in England.

Boo-friggin’-hoo – make the switch and I’ll be on the next flight to London, Michael.

Photo: UsMagazine.com.